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The Good, The Bad, & the Broken Foot…

So, a lot has happened since I posted last…

I fell down the stairs yesterday, got a hairline fracture in my foot, and Lucifer Season 5 is now officially on Netflix!  Yup, you heard me correctly.

My left ankle is now 110% useless.

What does that mean for me exactly?  Almost the same thing that it did before only now, add some 600MG ibuprofen every 6 hours, an air cast, crutches, and an ice pack.  Sounds like fun, right?  Wrong.  It may however be the deciding factor on whether or not I can bully my grandmother into making German rouladen with spaetzle noodles, and blue cabbage. 

If my little brother were here to read this and you could see his face, he’d be making this really creepy shit-eating grin.  Like me, he absolutely loves the stuff.

What might be a good way to chain me to my desk or my portable lap desk and make me get some damn writing done, is proving to be absolute torture.  I can hardly stand up by myself, go to pee by myself, and don’t even get me started on walking on these damn crutches.  Especially at work.  I’ve almost fallen and hurt my already fucked up foot at least a dozen times.

You know what another good use of my time is?  Laying in my bed, binge-watching Lucifer on Netflix with Angel.  We’re already on episode 6/8 and we just started last night after I got home from the hospital.  I have so many questions, comments, and just all-around commentary but, I’ll keep that to myself for a little while longer.  No spoilers.

Speaking of binge-watching and Netflix, I found the coolest thing at GoodWill with Angel a couple of weeks ago.  It’s called a Binge-Watching Survival Kit from Pinch Provisions (https://www.pinchprovisions.com/collections/lifestyle/products/binge-watching-survival-kit) which is absolutely badass if I’m being honest.  You should definitely check out the link above, they have a bunch of these little kits for each and every little thing you may want or need, and I love it.

It contains 18 marathon essentials including coasters, emergency socks, a snack clip, face cleansing towelettes, a sofa yoga guide, and more.  Sadly, mine came without the socks but, again I found mine second hand, so I can’t really complain.  However, it did introduce me to a really cool brand that I definitely plan to order more from in the near future!

Until next time, I have some Zesty Cheddar Ranch Cheez-Its to eat, a 7up to drink, and midnight to pray for so I can leave work and go home to my bed.

-Sky


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