🕯️What to Expect When You’re Expecting (Cryptid Content)🕯️

Hey there, spooky souls and curious cryptid-hunters-

You might’ve noticed things have gotten a little more regular around here lately, and no, I don’t mean like prunes and probiotics. I mean scheduled, organized(ish), and dare I say… predictable. But don’t worry- we’re still weird, we’re still winging it, and we’re still limping through the forest with a cane in one hand and a Mothman plushie in the other.

So what can you expect from The Crippled Cryptid these days? Let me pull back the curtain- just a little.

🕷️ Sundays: Something’s Coming…

I won’t say too much. (I like to keep my secrets like the Fae keep their true names- locked down and whisper-bound.)

But just know: Sundays are about to get interesting. A little magical, a little messy, and very much me. Something is brewing in the shadows of the blog, and I think you’re going to love what shows up when the mist clears. 👀

💉 Tuesdays: The Heart of It All

Tuesdays are our anchor. You can usually count on me to be here, rain or shine, migraine or mania. That’s when you’ll get updates, reflections, deep dives, or whatever I’ve managed to scrape together between appointments and accidental naps.

But real talk?

I’m chronically ill. I live on doctor’s schedules, med alarms, and more “how are you still standing?” days than I care to count. Sometimes, that means I can’t post- and I hate that. I’m not a fan of being ghosted, and I don’t like doing it to you either. So, if I ever have to miss a post, you’ll probably see a quick update over on Instagram or Twitter, just to let you know I haven’t been swallowed by a sinkhole. Yet.

🐾 Fridays: Luna Content (You Know You Want It)

Let’s face it: you’re not here for my face. You’re here for the real star of this show: Luna.

Sweet, stubborn, sunflower-themed Luna the Service Dingo, with her big ears, her mismatched eyes, and her endlessly helpful heeler heart.

Fridays- if I have the spoons- will be for our working girl’s adventures. Whether she’s alerting to a migraine before I even feel it or figuring out how to open doors like a canine velociraptor, she’s always doing something that deserves a spotlight.

Did you know, you can also follow her on her very own Instagram at @Luna.The.Service.Dingo, where she’s slowly but surely making her way toward influencer status and (hopefully) a future where dog treats pay part of the mortgage. (Hey, dream big.)

Bonus? Her grouchy big brother Bear makes cameos. He’s twelve, opinionated, and the only creature in this house grumpier than me before coffee.

✨ In Summary

• Sundays: Something secret, something new… Coming Soon.
• Tuesdays: Cryptid updates, garden updates, book reviews, or real talk.
• Fridays: Luna, Bear, and the dog blog diaries (when I can).

There might be extras here and there- because when inspiration strikes, I like to follow it like a trail of fairy lights in the woods. But this? This is our rhythm. Our beat. Our howling-at-the-moon kind of schedule.

Thanks for being here. Thanks for reading. Thanks for supporting not just me, but the whole weird, wobbly pack I call family.

Now go follow Luna. You won’t regret it.

Stay spooky,

-🖤 Sky, The Crippled Cryptid

Writer, Spoonie, and Cryptid-in-Residence