Titans, family secrets, & watching the apocalypse from under a blanket
Content Note:
This post discusses fictional disasters, monster attacks, grief, and complicated family dynamics. No major spoilers for Season Two appear here.
Quick Watch Info
📺 Show: Monarch: Legacy of Monsters
🗓 Season: Season One (2023–2024)
📡 Streaming: Apple TV+
🎬 Episodes: 10
🐉 Universe: MonsterVerse (Godzilla / Kong)
Bed Jail Rating:
⭐ 5 Stars | 🛌 5 Blankets | 🥄 5 Spoons
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Welcome Back to the Cryptid’s Den
This is The Crippled Cryptid.
On today’s menu: Bed Jail Broadcasts.
This is the part of the week where we talk about what we’ve been watching. Usually from bed. Sometimes from the couch. It depends on the vibe.
Sometimes because my body forced a ceasefire.
Sometimes because rest is not a punishment, it’s a privilege I’ve learned to take without guilt.
Bed Jail™ gets a bad rap.
Yes, there are days it’s survival mode.
Pain days. Migraine days. Days where my nervous system is throwing furniture.
But there are also days where bed is my favorite place in the world.
Luna pressed against my legs.
M&M within arm’s reach.
A show queued up. Snacks nearby. The outside world on pause.
These aren’t formal reviews.
There will be feelings. Tangents. Vibes.
Sometimes media analysis.
Sometimes just “this made my heart feel less alone.”
Sometimes we’re out for blood because a fictional character has been wronged and justice must be served.
If you’re also watching life from under a blanket right now, you’re in good company.
The world is loud and exhausting right now, which makes Bed Jail™ feel like the safest place to be.
Pull up a pillow. Stay a while.
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Today’s Broadcast: Monarch: Legacy of Monsters
Today we’re talking about Season One of Monarch: Legacy of Monsters, available to stream on Apple TV+.
Before we go any further, I want to get something out of the way.
We’re only talking about Season One today.
Season one originally ran from November 2023 through January 2024. Season two has just started releasing episodes, and at the time I’m writing this there’s only one episode out.
You know how your ghoul operates around here.
We do not spoil TV.
So, Season Two discussion will wait until everyone has had a chance to catch up.
Any comments about Season Two will be deleted. Sorry, ghouls. Nothing sucks more than getting onto social media and finding spoilers for your current hyperfixation show.
Ask me how I know.
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How We Ended Up Here
This is another show I first discovered through TikTok clips.
At the time, I didn’t have Apple TV+, and I wasn’t about to subscribe to a whole streaming service just to watch one show. I think we all feel that way sometimes though because, who really wants to pay $9.99 or more to watch one show and find out that there’s nothing else on that streaming platform that they want to see?
That’s how STARZ almost got me a couple of years ago.
Little did I know there was actually plenty on there worth watching.
I’m sure you’ve seen quite a few of my Bed Jail Broadcasts about shows that I’ve found specifically on Apple TV+ that I have loved and would love to watch again. Or maybe I have watched it again, and it’s become a comfort show. Because that’s just who I am as a person. You know what I mean?
So, thank you Apple.
And thank you T-Mobile.
I should also be thanking M&M, because the moment we figured out what Monarch was about, she was absolutely feral for it.
Foaming at the mouth.
Chomping at the bit.
Bouncing off the walls.
Begging every time I’d say, “hey what should we watch next?”
All of the above.
And every time I would have to try and wave her off and tell her no.
Not yet.
Anything I could, until we were just that much closer to the end of February because, I knew that Season Two was coming. And I know how we are. When we get into something… we’re feral gremlins who want to binge-watch it all. We just can’t leave it alone… that’s what we did with Silo, and now here we are in limbo, waiting to see if there’s going to be more.
If you didn’t already know this about us, M&M and I both love sci-fi, fantasy, and dystopian worlds.
We also grew up in the golden era of Pokémon and Godzilla.
So naturally, a show about Monarch, Titans, and the Godzilla universe was basically tailor-made for our household. 10 episodes was never going to last long with us.
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The Premise (Spoiler-Lite)
The series takes place in the MonsterVerse, the same cinematic universe as the modern Godzilla and Kong films.
After surviving Godzilla’s attack on San Francisco, Cate Randa discovers a devastating family secret.
While trying to uncover the truth about her father, she ends up pulled into a globe-spanning mystery involving:
• the secretive organization Monarch
• the existence of giant creatures known as Titans
• and the complicated history of the people who first discovered them.
What follows is essentially a chain reaction of revelations where every answer leads to another:
“Oh my god, what the hell?”
And maybe some feral inhuman screaming if you’re M&M and I. Just saying.
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The John Goodman Moment
One of my first genuine what the hell moments came immediately.
Because suddenly John Goodman appears as Bill Randa.
And my brain short-circuited.
For some reason, part of my brain was convinced that John Goodman had died years ago.
Maybe it’s a Mandela Effect thing.
Maybe it’s just because when you grow up in the 90s, you watch characters die on TV and your kid brain decides the actor must also be dead.
Case in point: Dan dying of a heart attack on Roseanne.
Childhood logic is wild.
So, seeing John Goodman pop up in the first episode triggered this entire mental spiral where I ended up in a Reddit rabbit hole trying to confirm that he was, in fact, alive.
Which he obviously is.
And had been the whole time.
Including in Kong: Skull Island.
So yeah.
That was a weird thirty minutes for me.
Because sometimes bloggers are just people having very confused 90s nostalgia moments.
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The Randa Family Mess
Now let’s talk about Hiroshi Randa, because I have thoughts.
Pretty fucking big thoughts if your ghoul is going to be honest with you.
Cate travels to Japan after discovering paperwork suggesting her father had another apartment there.
Instead, she discovers something much bigger.
Another family.
A second wife.
A son named Kentaro.
And a shrine dedicated to Hiroshi because they believe he’s dead.
Let me say this clearly.
I am not here to drag polyamory.
Polyamory is completely valid when everyone involved knows what’s going on and consents to the relationship structure.
What Hiroshi did was not that.
What he did was deception.
Two women who had no idea about each other.
Two families living separate lives.
That’s not polyamory.
That’s just being an absolute asshat.
Did Cate and Kentaro gain a sibling out of this situation?
Yes.
Did they initially hate each other?
Also, yes.
But watching them slowly become protective of each other was one of the most satisfying parts of the show.
Because neither of them asked to be dragged into their father’s secrets.
Am I secretly hoping that Hiroshi turns it around and manages his own redemption arc?
You bet your ass I am.
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May: Suspicious From Day One
Then there’s May.
Or… not May.
You can tell almost immediately that she’s hiding something.
The vibes are off.
The kind of off where you start mentally preparing for betrayal.
When the truth about her identity finally comes out, I honestly thought she was about to sell them out.
At one point I was emotionally prepared for Godzilla to step on her.
I explicitly told M&M that too.
Did I feel bad about it at the time?
No.
Do I feel less bad about it now?
A little.
But in the end she chooses to help them anyway.
Even if it means destroying the fragile new life that she’s created.
And honestly?
Respect.
That earned her a redemption arc in my book.
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Lee Shaw: Villain Energy with Complications
Now we need to talk about Colonel Leeland Shaw.
Because that man swings wildly between army hardass and found-family uncle.
At first he reads like the guy who might secretly be the villain.
Then you start learning about his past.
First, when you meet Lee Shaw, he is with the military tasked with keeping Keiko Randa safe. In his mind, he failed to do that. You get to watch them get close. Really close.
You even get to see his past with Bill Randa; we know that they were all friends. We know that they founded Monarch together. These are things that we wouldn’t have found out in the MonsterVerse without this show- and that is one of the reasons why I love it so much.
Then you find out he’s been to Axis Mundi, the strange realm where Titans travel and time behaves differently.
Which explains why Monarch has basically been keeping him in a weird retirement-home prison. But it gets weirder from there… don’t worry.
Lee understands something crucial about Godzilla.
He isn’t mindless.
He’s maintaining a balance.
Humans on one side | Titans on the other.
Godzilla is basically saying:
Stay in your fucking lane.
Are the Titans listening?
No.
Are the humans listening?
Also no.
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The Moment That Broke Me
The moment that stuck with me most happens near the end.
When Cate is falling into the rift.
And Lee refuses to let go of her hand.
Because she isn’t just some random kid.
She’s Keiko’s granddaughter.
Hiroshi’s daughter.
Bill’s granddaughter.
And you can see the way he cares about her.
If he didn’t care, letting go would have been easy.
But he doesn’t. Nope.
Not enough emotion there.
Sorry. Imagine me clearing my throat because I know you aren’t getting the full effect.
HE DOESN’T!
And sometimes that’s what family really is.
Not blood. Not paperwork.
Just refusing to let go when everything else is falling apart.
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Monarch, Verdugo, and the World’s Worst Desk Job
One thing I really liked about this show is that we finally get to see Monarch from the inside.
Not just the myth of it.
The bureaucracy of it.
Enter Verdugo and Tim.
Verdugo runs Monarch with the energy of someone who has been dealing with government secrets, giant monsters, and bad decisions for far too long. But at the same time she also has serious villain energy.
She doesn’t want the “Randa Kids’” help- if you can even call them that when they’re 30 years old, like I am. But at the same time, she wants to know if they know where Hiroshi is. I wish she would either a.) be honest, or b.) pick a fucking lane. Is that too much to ask for?
And then there’s Tim.
Again, I’m caught between a rock and a hard place with this one because part of me feels like he’s just doing his job but, I also feel like maybe if he would’ve just been honest it would’ve saved everyone a lot of pain and suffering.
Yes, Monarch has a job to do but if they want the help of the Randa Kids (or whatever we’re going to call them) why aren’t we just being honest and saying, “hey guys, so your grandparents founded Monarch. This is what you need to know.”
Poor Tim.
Tim starts the season feeling like the guy who accidentally wandered into the world’s worst internship.
But over time you realize he actually cares about the truth and the people caught in the middle of all this.
Watching him slowly realize Monarch isn’t exactly what it claims to be?
That’s a whole character arc by itself.
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Why You Should Watch Monarch: Legacy of Monsters
Even if you’re not already deep into the MonsterVerse, this show does something really interesting.
Instead of focusing purely on giant monster battles, it focuses on the humans living in the aftermath of them.
- You get mystery.
- You get found family.
- You get complicated characters making questionable decisions for understandable reasons.
- And occasionally you get Godzilla reminding everyone he exists, which is always a good time.
- And yes, there are absolutely Titan moments that remind you this is still a kaiju universe story.
Giant creatures appearing out of nowhere will always be inherently cool.
Also worth mentioning: Kurt Russell and Wyatt Russell playing older and younger versions of Lee Shaw is one of the coolest casting decisions I’ve seen in a long time.
Like… a really, really long time. So, if you only want to watch it for that reason? I totally would.
And the final episode?
Let’s just say it changes the board in ways I absolutely did not see coming.
But again, I promised you no major spoilers. I will hold true to that promise.
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Bed Jail™ Snack Pairing
Every good broadcast deserves the proper snack situation.
Because half the experience of binge-watching something from bed is whatever food you can reach without leaving the blanket nest.
And before you hit me with a, “but Sky, I thought you said that Keppra makes it so you don’t want to eat anything.” Correct.
However, when the mood strikes, it’s always good to have snacks at hand. Because if you let the craving pass, chances are it isn’t coming back. I don’t know why. I don’t make the rules. Unfortunately, I’m just living with them for the time being.
Fancy-ish nights included: tempura shrimp and bao buns courtesy of M&M.
Comfort classic nights meant: ham and cheese sandwiches eaten while wrapped in a heated blanket burrito.
And the true Bed Jail staple?
Popcorn with extra butter.
Usually paired with:
Mr. Pibb
or
Canada Dry Strawberry Fruit Splash.
And some nights?
No snacks at all.
Just blankets, Luna, and the next episode queued up.
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Luna’s Opinion 🐾
Luna would like everyone to know that this show was excellent cuddle television.
Ideal viewing conditions include:
• both mamas in bed
• maximum petting access
• popcorn smells in the air
• occasional snack tax
She was not concerned about Godzilla.
But she was extremely invested in optimal blanket positioning.
She would also like you to know that she has her very own blankie with stars and moons on it. One that she cannot sleep without, and must be wrapped up in during all TV and movie watching excursions.
Overall rating from Luna:
10/10 would supervise again.
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The Official Bed Jail Rating
Because traditional ratings don’t really make sense when you’re watching TV from Bed Jail.
So, broadcasts use the Cryptid Comfort Scale.
⭐ Stars – overall enjoyment
🛌 Blankets – bingeable cozy factor
🥄 Spoons – energy investment vs payoff
For Monarch: Legacy of Monsters Season One:
⭐ 5 Stars
🛌 5 Blankets
🥄 5 Spoons
Compelling characters.
Huge worldbuilding.
Giant monsters.
Emotional family drama.
And enough mystery to keep you hitting “Next Episode.”
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A New Friday Night Tradition
Even though Season One only has 10 episodes, it is dangerously bingeable.
M&M and I tried to pace ourselves.
We really did.
But we still devoured the entire thing in a couple of days.
So now we’re doing the only sensible thing.
Turning Monarch into a Friday night monster tradition.
Blankets.
Snacks.
Luna wedged between us.
And whatever Titan chaos the next episode decides to unleash.
Honestly?
There are worse ways to spend an evening.
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Signing Off From Bed Jail
That’s today’s Bed Jail Broadcast.
Watched from under blankets.
With commentary provided by pain, comfort, and whatever snack was within reach.
If you’re spending more time in bed than you planned lately, you’re not doing it wrong.
Rest is not a failure state.
Sometimes it’s the safest, softest place to be.
We’ll be back with another broadcast when the body allows.
Until then:
Stay warm.
Stay gentle with yourself.
And if you can, pet the dog.
Bed Jail Broadcast Status:
Monster-Sized Comfort Watch 🐉
-Sky
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