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Luna Takeovers
🐾 Friday Takeover: The Great Umbrella Migration & Other Injustices Against Dogs
June 12, 2026
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Chronic Illness
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Cryptid-Pup Chronicles
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Luna Takeovers
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Medical Bullshit
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Our Adventures
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Self-Care
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Service Dog
Friday Takeover: The Ball Gremlin Has Been Grounded
June 5, 2026
Chronic Illness
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Chronic Pain
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Cryptid-Pup Chronicles
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Luna Takeovers
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Medical Bullshit
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Mental Health
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Our Adventures
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Self-Care
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Service Dog
Luna Takeover: Preparing for a Brief Leave of Absence 🐾
May 29, 2026
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Chronic Pain
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Cryptid-Pup Chronicles
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Garden of Whimsy
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gardening
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Luna Takeovers
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Medical Bullshit
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Mental Health
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Our Adventures
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Service Dog
Friday Takeover: Bed Jail™, Backyard Tomatoes, and the Joy of Small Freedoms
May 22, 2026
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Chronic Pain
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Cryptid-Pup Chronicles
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Luna Takeovers
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Medical Bullshit
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Mental Health
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Our Adventures
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Service Dog
🐾 Friday Luna Takeover: Adoptiversary Week, Ball Crimes, & The Orange Jeep Era
May 15, 2026
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Chronic Pain
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Cryptid-Pup Chronicles
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Luna Takeovers
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Medical Bullshit
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Mental Health
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Our Adventures
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Self-Care
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Service Dog
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The Cryptid Caravan
🐾 Luna Bean’s Friday Takeover: Adoptiversary Week Edition
May 8, 2026
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Chronic Illness
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Chronic Pain
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Cryptid-Pup Chronicles
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Luna Takeovers
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Medical Bullshit
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Our Adventures
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Self-Care
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Service Dog
🐾 Luna Bean’s Friday Takeover: New Pack Members, Rainy Days, and Suspicious Coffee Choices
May 1, 2026
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Cryptid-Pup Chronicles
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Luna Takeovers
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Medical Bullshit
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Our Adventures
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Self-Care
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Service Dog
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The Mind of an Insomniac.
Friday Luna Takeover: Suspiciously Quiet Skies & The Return of the Yard Cow
April 24, 2026
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Cryptid-Pup Chronicles
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Luna Takeovers
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Medical Bullshit
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Our Adventures
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Service Dog
Friday Takeover: Good Weather Edition (A Dispatch from the Lunatic Café)
April 17, 2026
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Cryptid-Pup Chronicles
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Luna Takeovers
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Medical Bullshit
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Our Adventures
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Self-Care
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Service Dog
🐾 Luna’s Friday Takeover: The Easter Egg Incident
April 10, 2026
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Chronic Pain
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Cryptid-Pup Chronicles
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Karen Interactions (Medical Edition)
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Luna Takeovers
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Medical Bullshit
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Our Adventures
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Self-Care
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Service Dog
Luna Takeover: The Week That Bit Back
April 3, 2026
bed jail
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Chronic Illness
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Chronic Pain
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Cryptid-Pup Chronicles
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Family Stuff
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Luna Takeovers
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Medical Bullshit
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Neurostimulator/DRG Device
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Our Adventures
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Self-Care
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Service Dog
Luna Takeover 🐾: Red Zone Week & the Sacred Art of Staying Close
March 27, 2026
bed jail
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Chronic Illness
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Chronic Pain
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Cryptid-Pup Chronicles
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Karen Interactions (Medical Edition)
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Luna Takeovers
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Medical Bullshit
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Mental Health
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Our Adventures
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Service Dog
Friday Takeover: Red Zone Weeks, Soup Magic, and Supervising Big Feelings
March 20, 2026
Luna Takeovers
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Our Adventures
False Spring, Bed Jail, and a Very Concerned Service Dog
March 13, 2026
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Chronic Pain
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Luna Takeovers
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Medical Bullshit
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Our Adventures
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Service Dog
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The Mind of an Insomniac.
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The Seizure Saga
Luna’s Friday Takeover!
March 6, 2026
Cryptid-Pup Chronicles
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Luna Takeovers
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Medical Bullshit
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Mental Health
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Our Adventures
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Service Dog
Luna Takeover: Bed Jail™, Bird Feeders & Big Feelings
February 27, 2026
bed jail
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Chronic Illness
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Luna Takeovers
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Medical Bullshit
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Our Adventures
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Service Dog
🎂 Birthday Takeover: 31, with Luna (and a Rainbow Bridge Daypass)
February 23, 2026
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Cryptid-Pup Chronicles
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Family Stuff
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Luna Takeovers
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Medical Bullshit
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Our Adventures
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Service Dog
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