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Saturday Health Updates: Some Dogs Choose Their People

June 13, 2026

bed jail × Chronic Illness × Chronic Pain × Cryptid-Pup Chronicles × Medical Bullshit × Mental Health × Neurostimulator/DRG Device × Our Adventures × Saturday Health Updates × Self-Care × Service Dog
🐾 Friday Takeover: The Great Umbrella Migration & Other Injustices Against Dogs

June 12, 2026

bed jail × Chronic Illness × Chronic Pain × Cryptid-Pup Chronicles × Luna Takeovers × Medical Bullshit × Our Adventures × Self-Care × Service Dog
Cryptid Check-In: Sit With Me A While

June 11, 2026

bed jail × Chronic Illness × Chronic Pain × Cryptid-Pup Chronicles × Medical Bullshit × Mental Health × Our Adventures × Self-Care × Service Dog × Thursday Check-In from the Den
🗞️ Tuesday Cryptid Dispatch: The Summer of Adventure Begins

June 9, 2026

bed jail × Chronic Illness × Chronic Pain × Cryptid Dispatch × Cryptid-Pup Chronicles × Karen Interactions (Medical Edition) × Medical Bullshit × Our Adventures × Service Dog
Saturday Health Updates: When Nobody Reads the Chart & Other Helicopter Dog Mom Adventures

June 6, 2026

bed jail × Chronic Illness × Chronic Pain × Cryptid-Pup Chronicles × Medical Bullshit × Mental Health × Neurostimulator/DRG Device × Our Adventures × Saturday Health Updates × Self-Care × Service Dog
Saturday Health Update: Doctor Fatigue and Stormcloud Bruises

May 30, 2026

bed jail × Chronic Illness × Chronic Pain × gardening × Medical Bullshit × Neurostimulator/DRG Device × Our Adventures × Saturday Health Updates
🗞️ Tuesday Cryptid Dispatch: The Pec Thing, Flat Tires, & the Strange Shape of Found Family

May 19, 2026

bed jail × Chronic Illness × Chronic Pain × Cryptid Dispatch × Cryptid-Pup Chronicles × Garden of Whimsy × Our Adventures × Self-Care
🐾 Luna Bean’s Friday Takeover: Adoptiversary Week Edition

May 8, 2026

bed jail × Chronic Illness × Chronic Pain × Cryptid-Pup Chronicles × Luna Takeovers × Medical Bullshit × Our Adventures × Self-Care × Service Dog
The Dog Who Stayed

April 14, 2026

bed jail × Mothman Diaries × Our Adventures × Service Dog × The Cryptid Chronicles
🕯️ Saturday Health Update: When Sleep Won’t Come Home

April 11, 2026

bed jail × Chronic Illness × Chronic Pain × Cryptid-Pup Chronicles × Medical Bullshit × Our Adventures × Saturday Health Updates × Service Dog
Bed Jail Broadcast: Pandora, Pain Days, and Picking Sides

April 5, 2026

bed jail × Bed Jail Broadcasts × Chronic Illness × Chronic Pain × Cryptid-Pup Chronicles × Medical Bullshit × Mental Health × Our Adventures × Self-Care × Service Dog
Saturday Health Update: The DRG Saga, Medical Gaslighting, and the Cost of Being Left Behind

April 4, 2026

bed jail × Chronic Illness × Chronic Pain × Cryptid-Pup Chronicles × Garden of Whimsy × gardening × Karen Interactions (Medical Edition) × Let that Sh*t Go × Medical Bullshit × Neurostimulator/DRG Device × Our Adventures × Saturday Health Updates × Self-Care × Service Dog × The Mind of an Insomniac. × The Seizure Saga
Luna Takeover: The Week That Bit Back

April 3, 2026

bed jail × Chronic Illness × Chronic Pain × Cryptid-Pup Chronicles × Family Stuff × Luna Takeovers × Medical Bullshit × Neurostimulator/DRG Device × Our Adventures × Self-Care × Service Dog
Saturday Health Update: Hospital Trips, Bruises, and Thunderclap Headaches

March 28, 2026

bed jail × Chronic Illness × Chronic Pain × Cryptid-Pup Chronicles × Karen Interactions (Medical Edition) × Medical Bullshit × Mental Health × Our Adventures × Saturday Health Updates × Service Dog × The Mind of an Insomniac. × The Seizure Saga
Luna Takeover 🐾: Red Zone Week & the Sacred Art of Staying Close

March 27, 2026

bed jail × Chronic Illness × Chronic Pain × Cryptid-Pup Chronicles × Karen Interactions (Medical Edition) × Luna Takeovers × Medical Bullshit × Mental Health × Our Adventures × Service Dog
Saturday Health Update: Of Scans, Spines, and What Was Left Behind

March 21, 2026

bed jail × Chronic Illness × Chronic Pain × Cryptid-Pup Chronicles × Garden of Whimsy × Medical Bullshit × Mental Health × Neurostimulator/DRG Device × Our Adventures × Saturday Health Updates × Self-Care × Service Dog × The Seizure Saga
Luna Takeover: Bed Jail™, Bird Feeders & Big Feelings

February 27, 2026

bed jail × Chronic Illness × Luna Takeovers × Medical Bullshit × Our Adventures × Service Dog
🏮 Red Paws, Lucky Lanterns & The Art of Being a Good Guest 🐉

February 20, 2026

bed jail × Chronic Illness × Chronic Pain × Cryptid-Pup Chronicles × Karen Interactions (Medical Edition) × Medical Bullshit × Neurostimulator/DRG Device × Our Adventures × Service Dog × The Seizure Saga
Winter Routine, No Performance Required

February 9, 2026

bed jail × Luna’s Logbook × Medical Bullshit × Mothman Diaries × Our Adventures × Service Dog × Service Dog Training
Folklore Wednesday: Whispers of Winter, Spirits in the Thaw

February 4, 2026

bed jail × Chronic Illness × Chronic Pain × Folklore Wednesdays × Medical Bullshit × Mental Health × Self-Care × Service Dog × The Seizure Saga
Sinners: What Would Make You Open the Door?

January 26, 2026

bed jail × Medical Bullshit × Mental Health × Mothman Diaries × Our Adventures × Self-Care × Service Dog × Wicked Reviews
Eight Sticks and an Illinois Winter

January 24, 2026

bed jail × Chronic Illness × Chronic Pain × Medical Bullshit × Mental Health × Neurostimulator/DRG Device × Our Adventures × Saturday Health Updates × Service Dog × The Seizure Saga
Cold Toebeans, Sticky Tape Humans, and the Places We Love

January 23, 2026

bed jail × Chronic Illness × Chronic Pain × Cryptid-Pup Chronicles × Medical Bullshit × Mental Health × Neurostimulator/DRG Device × Our Adventures × Self-Care × Service Dog × The Seizure Saga
A Week Inside Bed Jail™ (Or: The Work You Don’t See)

January 20, 2026

bed jail × Chronic Illness × Karen Interactions (Medical Edition) × Medical Bullshit × Mental Health × Mothman Diaries × Our Adventures × Self-Care × Service Dog × The Seizure Saga
Bed Jail™, Boops, and the Work You Don’t See

January 18, 2026

bed jail × Medical Bullshit × Mothman Diaries × Our Adventures

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