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Saturday Health Update: Doctor Fatigue and Stormcloud Bruises
May 30, 2026
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Chronic Illness
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Chronic Pain
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gardening
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Medical Bullshit
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Neurostimulator/DRG Device
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Saturday Health Updates
Saturday Health Update: Hospital Trips, Bruises, and Thunderclap Headaches
March 28, 2026
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Chronic Illness
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Chronic Pain
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Cryptid-Pup Chronicles
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Karen Interactions (Medical Edition)
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Medical Bullshit
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Mental Health
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Our Adventures
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Saturday Health Updates
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Service Dog
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The Mind of an Insomniac.
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The Seizure Saga
Luna Takeover 🐾: Red Zone Week & the Sacred Art of Staying Close
March 27, 2026
bed jail
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Chronic Illness
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Chronic Pain
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Cryptid-Pup Chronicles
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Karen Interactions (Medical Edition)
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Luna Takeovers
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Medical Bullshit
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Mental Health
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Our Adventures
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Service Dog
Saturday Health Update: Of Scans, Spines, and What Was Left Behind
March 21, 2026
bed jail
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Chronic Illness
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Chronic Pain
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Cryptid-Pup Chronicles
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Garden of Whimsy
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Medical Bullshit
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Mental Health
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Neurostimulator/DRG Device
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Our Adventures
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Saturday Health Updates
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Self-Care
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Service Dog
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The Seizure Saga
False Spring, Red Tape, and a Cardiology Circus
March 7, 2026
Chronic Illness
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Chronic Pain
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Medical Bullshit
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Our Adventures
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Saturday Health Updates
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Service Dog
Rare, Still Here: When You Hear Hoofbeats, Think Zebras
February 11, 2026
Chronic Illness
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Chronic Pain
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Karen Interactions (Medical Edition)
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Medical Bullshit
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Neurostimulator/DRG Device
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Our Adventures
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The Seizure Saga
Saturday Health Update:
January 31, 2026
Chronic Illness
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Chronic Pain
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Karen Interactions (Medical Edition)
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Medical Bullshit
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Our Adventures
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Service Dog
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The Seizure Saga
A Saturday Weekly Health Update: Bed Jail™, Bad Weeks, and Small Mercies
January 17, 2026
bed jail
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Chronic Illness
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Chronic Pain
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Karen Interactions (Medical Edition)
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Medical Bullshit
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Mothman Diaries
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Neurostimulator/DRG Device
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Our Adventures
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Saturday Health Updates
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Self-Care
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Service Dog
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The Seizure Saga
The Week That Would Not Give Up: Luna’s Takeover 🐾
January 16, 2026
bed jail
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Chronic Illness
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Chronic Pain
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Cryptid-Pup Chronicles
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Karen Interactions (Medical Edition)
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Medical Bullshit
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Neurostimulator/DRG Device
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Our Adventures
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Service Dog
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The Seizure Saga
Saturday Health Updates: Indifference, Betrayal, and Burgers on the Blackstone
January 10, 2026
Medical Bullshit
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Neurostimulator/DRG Device
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Our Adventures
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Service Dog
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The Seizure Saga
The DRG That Wouldn’t Let Me Go
December 21, 2025
Chronic Illness
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Chronic Pain
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Karen Interactions (Medical Edition)
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Medical Bullshit
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Neurostimulator/DRG Device
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The Seizure Saga
🕯️ Saturday Health Update: The Cryptid Refuses to Go Quiet
December 20, 2025
Chronic Illness
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Medical Bullshit
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The Seizure Saga
Winter Is Personally Targeting Me: A Monday Medical Mini-Update
December 8, 2025
Chronic Illness
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Chronic Pain
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Cryptid-Pup Chronicles
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Karen Interactions (Medical Edition)
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Medical Bullshit
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Neurostimulator/DRG Device
When Your Body Hits “Hard Reset” Without Warning
December 6, 2025
Chronic Illness
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Chronic Pain
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Karen Interactions (Medical Edition)
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Medical Bullshit
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Neurostimulator/DRG Device
Same Foot, Same Doctor, Same Dismissal: I Heard the Crack Before the Gaslighting, and I’m Still Being Told Bruises Hurt More Than Fractures
November 6, 2025
Chronic Illness
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Chronic Pain
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Karen Interactions (Medical Edition)
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Medical Bullshit
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Mental Health
The Fall, The Fire, and Everything They Didn’t See: My CRPS Story
November 4, 2025
Chronic Illness
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Medical Bullshit
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Mental Health
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Neurostimulator/DRG Device
🕯️ Broken Trust (and Maybe a Bone): My ER Experience as a Chronically Ill Patient(And Why My “Favorite” ER Just Lost That Title)
October 30, 2025
Chronic Illness
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Chronic Pain
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Karen Interactions (Medical Edition)
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Medical Bullshit
When Change Feels Like a Personal Attack (And Sometimes, It Is)
July 15, 2025
Medical Bullshit
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Mental Health
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Mothman Diaries
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The Cursed Knee Saga
✨ Disability Pride Month, a Busted Knee, and Why You Should Never Touch Someone’s Mobility Aid (Seriously, Don’t.)
July 6, 2025
Journal
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Karen Interactions (Medical Edition)
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Medical Bullshit
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The Cursed Knee Saga
Why I Call Myself a Crippled Cryptid (And Why That’s Okay)
June 10, 2025
Chronic Illness
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Chronic Pain
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Medical Bullshit
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Mental Health
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Self-Care
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