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Saturday Health Updates: The Ghoul That Never Sits Down
June 27, 2026
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Cryptid-Pup Chronicles
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Garden of Whimsy
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The Cryptid Crew
Cryptid Check-In: Sit With Me A While
June 25, 2026
bed jail
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Cryptid-Pup Chronicles
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Road Trips 🚗
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Thursday Check-In from the Den
🖤 Saturday Health Update: Tornadoes, Medication Roulette & The Disability Police of Aldi Parking Lots
June 20, 2026
bed jail
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Cryptid-Pup Chronicles
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Karen Interactions (Medical Edition)
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Saturday Health Updates
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Service Dog
Saturday Health Updates: When Nobody Reads the Chart & Other Helicopter Dog Mom Adventures
June 6, 2026
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Cryptid-Pup Chronicles
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Service Dog
🎃 The Great Pumpkin™, Dragons Day Out & One Very Nervous Dog Mom
June 2, 2026
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Cryptid Dispatch
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Cryptid-Pup Chronicles
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gardening
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Service Dog
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The Cryptid Crew
Quotes I Don’t Fuck With as a Disabled Person
May 29, 2026
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Writing
Friday Takeover: Bed Jail™, Backyard Tomatoes, and the Joy of Small Freedoms
May 22, 2026
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Cryptid-Pup Chronicles
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Luna Takeovers
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Service Dog
Saturday Health Update: Big Feelings, Bad Weather, & the Strange Joy of Getting Parts of Your Life Back
May 16, 2026
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Cryptid-Pup Chronicles
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The Cryptid Caravan
Happy 2-Year Adoptiversary, Luna Bean 🌙🐾
May 11, 2026
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Cryptid-Pup Chronicles
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Luna’s Logbook
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Mothman Diaries
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Our Adventures
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Self-Care
Saturday Health Update | Welcome to Luna’s Adoptiversary Week
May 9, 2026
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Road Trips 🚗
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Service Dog
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Service Dog Training
🌿 On Familiars, Fetches, and the Dogs Who Know
May 6, 2026
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Cryptid-Pup Chronicles
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Folklore Wednesdays
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Service Dog
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The Cryptid Crew
Friday Luna Takeover: Suspiciously Quiet Skies & The Return of the Yard Cow
April 24, 2026
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Cryptid-Pup Chronicles
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Luna Takeovers
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Service Dog
🐾 Luna’s Friday Takeover: The Easter Egg Incident
April 10, 2026
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Cryptid-Pup Chronicles
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Karen Interactions (Medical Edition)
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Luna Takeovers
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Self-Care
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Service Dog
Eight Sticks and an Illinois Winter
January 24, 2026
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Neurostimulator/DRG Device
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Saturday Health Updates
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Service Dog
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The Seizure Saga
Luna’s Guide to Surviving the Holidays (Even in Bed Jail™)
January 2, 2026
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Service Dog
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The Seizure Saga
New Year, Same Cryptid
January 1, 2026
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Mothman Diaries
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Service Dog
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The Seizure Saga
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Wicked Little Things
The Year That Tried to Break Me (And the People Who Wouldn’t Let It)
December 31, 2025
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Our Adventures
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Service Dog
Things I Learned About Myself While in Bed Jail™
December 30, 2025
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Karen Interactions (Medical Edition)
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Neurostimulator/DRG Device
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Self-Care
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Service Dog
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The Seizure Saga
Mythical Service Animals I’d Totally Recruit (For Extra Magic in Real-Life Disability Life) 🐉✨
December 30, 2025
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Service Dog
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The Seizure Saga
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Writing
The DRG That Wouldn’t Let Me Go
December 21, 2025
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Karen Interactions (Medical Edition)
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Neurostimulator/DRG Device
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The Seizure Saga
🕯️ Saturday Health Update: The Cryptid Refuses to Go Quiet
December 20, 2025
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The Seizure Saga
The Reading Slump That Started in 2023 and Won’t Let Go
December 9, 2025
Cryptid-Pup Chronicles
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Mothman Diaries
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Neurostimulator/DRG Device
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The Bookwyrm’s Lair
✨ Saturday Health Update: Post-Turkey Coma, Puppy Joy, A Flare-Up, Weather Anxiety, & A Little Love for Bear ✨
November 29, 2025
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Mothman Diaries
Lessons From a Lifesaver: What My Service Dog Has Taught Me About Living
November 18, 2025
Cryptid-Pup Chronicles
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Service Dog
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Service Dog Training
Same Foot, Same Doctor, Same Dismissal: I Heard the Crack Before the Gaslighting, and I’m Still Being Told Bruises Hurt More Than Fractures
November 6, 2025
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